Having lived in D.C. for almost three months, I’m ready to make some pronouncements about important matters.
First of all, I am certainly not a three-days-and-outta-here visitor; therefore, I feel qualified to create this list of don’t-miss eateries for your upcoming visit to D.C.
Now these restaurants didn’t just sauté their way onto this list (don’t question my verbs). They went through a rigorous selection process (much like my current internship and scholarship applications) and were judged on atmosphere, taste, value and overall life experience generated. They are not in order. Please note: I don’t claim to be the guru of DC eats, for I’ve only been here about 75 days and don’t have the cash to try every restaurant I want. But this is an excellent start for any District noob.
1. The Monocle
My friends and I wanted to eat here pretty early on in the semester because we heard it was a reliable venue for seeing congresswomen and men in a more, erhm, relaxed state (plus, all of our guidebooks agreed it was a must-visit). Reliable was right. Even though our mealtime was 9 p.m. on a Thursday, there were a few chatty tables of senators, representatives, staff members and spouses among us. The host was, to say the least, enchanting, and he told us once they left that the crowd mostly consisted of Republican members griping about the stimulus bill. Obviously, the tables didn’t know three young journalists desperate to make names for themselves with a big scoop were lurking in their territory; luckily for them, we didn’t realize their presence either.
Back to food: My friend Hailey and I ordered the 8 oz. flatiron steak with caramelized peppers and onions (ask for mushrooms instead and you just might get them). The meat was amazing, but the fried shoestring potatoes stole the meal. That’s it, this blog post can wait. I need those potatoes.
$$ — Employ a bare minimum collegiate style of ordering (water and no extras) and you can escape The Monocle without paying an arm and a leg. My ticket was about $20. I deem this visit necessary (but don’t bother going during recess).
On Capitol Hill, Senate side, 107 D St. NE, Washington, DC 20002
2. Busboys & Poets
Boasting three groovy locations in D.C. and Alexandria, B&P offers an enriching cultural experience that will have you caring about social justice — not to mention your abated hunger. I have yet to visit the Alexandria location, but the 14th&V Street and K Street locations were excellent for spending a low-key Saturday night in the city.
There’s lots of striking abstract art and an inspiring collection of for-sale books to peruse while you wait for a table. I’m 3-for-3 as far as great waitresses and waiters go.
$ — For those who love wine (made with ethereal ingredients such as “earth and smoke”), coffee, hummus, pizza and other goodies, give this place a try. Also, choose the tiny apple pie for a dessert big enough to be shared, if you must.
My favorite location: 2021 14th St. NW, Washington, DC 20009
3. The Diner
If you like The Diner, you are most likely a fan of neighboring “yuppie” coffeehouse Tryst and Open City Grille in Woodley Park. And that’s OK — they are owned by the same folk.
Having been to each restaurant, I can say that either eatery could have claimed a spot on this countdown of cuisine, for each has a distinct feel but the same perfect flair for American classics. I chose The Diner because my tastebuds still prefer a good forkful of macaroni and cheese to most anything else, and these guys make the best I’ve ever had. It’s a creamy gruyere+cheddar+parmesan explosion on a fork, in your mouth. And it’s amazing.
The Diner is open 24/7 in Adams Morgan — a great area for late-night shenanigans — and also offers delicious breakfast, sandwiches, burgers, salads, chicken concoctions and desserts (a table of four split the Big Bad Butterscotch Brownie and left very pleased).
Tryst, open until 2 a.m. most nights, is certainly where you want to go if you’re interested in a different night out: live painting demonstrations; subsequent public auction of those paintings; loud, invasive, yet pleasant background music (vs. a soothing Ingrid Michaelson-like vibe at Starbucks); and a delicious menu of drinks and food.
Head to Open City for brunch, though it is open late and has nightly entertainment too. If the weather is nice, sit outside on a weekend morning, order an omelet, drink your pulpy orange juice and salute what is sure to be a marvelous day ahead.
$ — pretty affordable stuff here.
The Diner: 2453 18th Street NW, Washington, DC 20009; (202) 232-8800
4. ThaiTanic
If you know me, you know I love a good ol’ play on words. You should also know that I love a good slab of Thai cuisine. Put ‘em together and what do you have?
ThaiTanic: A magical, colorful, tasty restaurant that you could almost miss if your eyes weren’t peeled.
Yes, the plain exterior beckoning you in neon lights to experience “Adventures in Thai Cuisine” is not to be taken seriously — but the food is. I took my friend Ashley with me for my first time here, and I’m determined to go back. She ordered the pad thai — a classic, though it was quite delicious — and I ordered panang — chicken simmered in a curried peanut sauce with rice.
We were impressed not so much with the service but with the food, psychedelic tabletops, diversity of the crowd and a really cool bar setup that illuminates bottles by changing colors.
$$ — each meal was about $10, coming out to about $15-20 with tip and drinks.
ThaiTanic: 1326 14 Street NW. Washington DC 20005
5. Ben’s Chili Bowl
Originally, I was going to toss Ben’s into the honorable mention category for a few reasons: The food is not terribly gourmet; the lines can twist and turn until people are standing outside of the restaurant; and it seems like this is everyone’s go-to restaurant when coming to DC in hopes of not seeming muy touristo/a.
But then, I thought to myself, how do I justify my demand that every guest visiting me must go to Ben’s at some point? How do I overlook the fact that the likes of President Obama, Hillary Clinton, Bill Cosby and so on aren’t shy about their love for a good half-smoke, basket of chili cheese fries or pina colada milkshake?
There are plenty of reasons why people love Ben’s:
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It’s a cultural D.C. landmark, boasting its black-ownership since 1958.
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You can’t beat the location. Get off the green/yellow Metro line at the U Street/African-American Civil War Memorial stop, walk across the street, and you’re there.
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It usually closes around 4 a.m. and wakes with the sun. It’s also located in a fun area for nightlife.
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The prices are fair, inexpensive and worth every penny.
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Who doesn’t love the occasional chili cheese fries+milkshake combo?
$ — Cliche as it may be, you can’t miss a night or morning at Ben’s during your stay. If not for the food, go for the life experience. And to take a picture with that awesome bear statue in front of the restaurant.
Ben’s Chili Bowl: 1213 U Street NW, Washington, D.C. 20009
Runners up: The Melting Pot (while completely delicious and a willing participant in cheap Restaurant Week, it is not unique to D.C.; therefore, it did not qualify, $$$); Zola (swank dining beside the Spy Museum, $$$); Old Ebbitt Grille (yummy oyster bar, also good for crab cakes, canneloni, Blondie sundae, $$$); and Kramerbooks & Afterwords (delicious ravioli, $$).
Go get ‘em, tiny chefs and diners like. Bring back your suggestions!